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Ever notice how biologists just make stuff up and expect us to nod along? They're over there naming species in dead languages while showing us protein structures that look like someone dropped spaghetti in a paint factory.
The formulas in this meme? That's Spearman's correlation and chi-square test—statistical tools biologists use to convince themselves that counting 17 frogs in a pond is "significant research." Meanwhile, they've convinced the world that Punnett squares—literal boxes with letters—represent the pinnacle of genetic understanding.
My favorite part is "having eyes" as a revolutionary species identification method. Revolutionary concept, truly. Next breakthrough: "looking at things."
The bottom line with those diagrams of DNA sequences and neurons? It might as well be "Hello I would like apples please" because that's exactly how meaningful it is to most people. Biologists have been getting away with scientific murder for centuries, and we've all been too polite to say anything!
