When you're trying to sound smart but have no idea what you're talking about! This is what happens when someone tries to impress their date with "scientific" terminology while buying regular milk. Those aren't even real biological terms - just a random word salad of scientific-sounding gibberish that would make any biologist spit out their coffee! It's like saying "I'm extracting dihydrogen monoxide with sodium chloride crystals" when you're just... adding salt to water. Next time you want to sound brilliant at the grocery store, maybe stick with "I'm getting milk" instead of inventing new glands!
Scientific Grocery Shopping
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