Oxygen's Unsung Heroes

The genetic equivalent of "trust me bro" science! This meme brilliantly pokes fun at how we sometimes state the obvious with scientific uncertainty. A single DNA strand contains all the genetic information encoded in its nucleotide sequence, so saying it has "more information than half a strand" is like saying water is wetter than half the amount of water. The hesitant "Probably" at the end is the chef's kiss - mimicking how scientists habitually qualify even the most self-evident statements with cautious language. It's the molecular biology version of "60% of the time, it works every time."

Looks like someone's biology exam just turned into a political litmus test! The correct answer is hemoglobin, but option E suggests blood gets its crimson hue from communism. Must be why they call it the Red Scare. Thirty years after the Cold War and communism is still infiltrating our educational system—one multiple choice question at a time. Next chapter: "How the mitochondria seized the means of energy production."

The ultimate evolutionary punchline! This comic brilliantly pokes fun at carcinization - the bizarre biological phenomenon where diverse crustacean lineages independently evolve into crab-like forms. No matter how powerful the "sword of evolution" makes the monster, nature has one answer: become crab. Evolutionary biologists call this convergent evolution, where unrelated organisms develop similar traits. The frustrated "BAH! NOT AGAIN!" reaction perfectly captures scientists' bewilderment at finding yet another example of crab-shaped evolution in the fossil record. Nature's obsession with the crab body plan is basically evolution's greatest running gag.

Hemoglobin's one job is to bind with oxygen and transport it through your bloodstream. But then cyanide walks by looking all attractive with that triple bond, and suddenly hemoglobin's head is turning faster than an electron in a magnetic field! The betrayal is real - cyanide binds to hemoglobin about 200 times stronger than oxygen, blocking oxygen transport and basically suffocating you from the inside. Talk about a toxic relationship! Chemistry's version of "sorry babe, I've found someone new who literally takes my breath away."

While physicists and chemists engage in their eternal academic cage match over disciplinary superiority, biologists are just vibing with their evolutionary ancestors. They've transcended the petty squabbles by embracing our primate heritage—why argue about electron orbitals or force vectors when you can return to monke? The serene expression says it all: biologists have achieved enlightenment through phylogenetic acceptance. The academic hierarchy collapses when you realize we're all just fancy apes running experiments.

Someone went full mad scientist and actually translated that DNA sequence! It spells out "I AM MR. KRABS" in amino acid code! 🧬🦀 This genetic genius combined SpongeBob references with actual genomics! When you sequence your own DNA only to discover you're secretly a money-obsessed crustacean from Bikini Bottom... science has gone too far! Next thing you know, we'll all be testing our DNA and finding out we're 2% Krabby Patty.