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The robot uprising is coming, but I'm going down laughing! While AI can write sonnets and solve complex equations, it's completely bamboozled by the difference between a salmon swimming upstream and a piece of salmon fillet floating in water. The literal interpretation of "salmon in a river" showcases the hilarious gap between machine learning and common sense. Future robot overlords might master nuclear physics, but they'll execute me while I'm still giggling at their inability to understand context and nuance. Worth it!

Content Both shapes have the same number of holes. Try it yourself. Start with a cube of playdo. Take a chopstick and push it through until it pokes out. Expand each hole. Repeat until each face has a hole. You only need to poke 5 holes in the cube to create the final shape. The first poke creates an opening in the top and bottom. Each following poke adds a hole to one of the 4 side faces.

Engineering students don't need friends when they can build their own walking companions. That robot is probably the only entity that understands your differential equations jokes. The irony of creating advanced humanoid robotics while lacking basic human connection is peak engineering department culture. At least the robot won't borrow your calculator and never return it.

The eternal academic rivalry erupts again! Machine Learning engineers had the audacity to claim equality with physicists—until the 2024 Nobel Prize dropped. Now they're frantically backpedaling faster than a quantum particle realizing it's being observed! The whiteboard equations in the background are just *chef's kiss* perfect dramatic irony. Nothing humbles an engineer quite like watching physicists get that sweet, sweet Stockholm validation while they're still explaining to their parents that "no, my algorithm isn't just fancy guesswork."

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Grant writing is just expensive therapy with footnotes. The true eureka moment isn't when you submit the proposal—it's when you realize you've accidentally solved your research question while desperately trying to explain why someone should fund you to solve it. Nothing clarifies your scientific thinking quite like the existential panic of trying to convince strangers to give you money. Turns out the real breakthrough was the anxiety we experienced along the way!