Dang It Not Again

The corporate playbook remains unchanged across industries. First, tell everyone the technology is inevitable and resistance is futile. Then, when regulation is mentioned, suddenly it's "Oh no, basic oversight will literally destroy civilization as we know it." Fascinating how these companies oscillate between technological determinism and fragility with such predictable precision. The parallels between fossil fuel corporations' climate change denial tactics and AI companies' regulatory evasion strategies aren't coincidental—they're practically plagiarized.

Content the college project teammate barely does anything of value but wants to present the important parts Doesn't contribute, claims credit " BOTTOMLESS PIT Doesn't know anything about the project, ruins presentations Expected contribution: 0 Delivers: negative can't produce a single sentence without using Chat gpt "I showed up late cause I slept in, so that's your fault

That graph is what happens when AI learns to code itself! Look at that cliff in 2023—it's like someone pushed the entire software engineering profession off a digital ledge! 📉 For years, hiring trended upward as tech companies gobbled up coders faster than I gobble up coffee during grant deadlines. Then WHAM! The machines said "thanks humans, we'll take it from here!" and suddenly software engineers became as rare as dinosaurs at a keyboard. The tiny uptick at the end is probably just the companies hiring the few remaining humans to make sure the AI doesn't decide to turn us all into paperclips. Talk about job security through extinction!

The science opinion evolution chart! First panel: Basic science gets a cheerful "OMG that's wizardry!" Second panel: Nuclear energy triggers dramatic tears and "Chernobyl! Hiroshima!" panic. But the AI panel? *adjusts lab goggles* That's where humans transcend into full existential meltdown mode! 😂 The contrast is DELICIOUS - we're perfectly fine with fundamental forces that literally bind the universe together, terrified of the power that lights our cities, but AI? That sends us spiraling into philosophical void-screaming worthy of Nietzsche himself! Science reaction hierarchy at its finest!

Behold! The pinnacle of modern engineering - "just don't crash, pretty please!" 🤣 The meme shows coordinated drones flying in formation, with Tech Insider claiming they used "coding and algorithms" to prevent collisions. Meanwhile, the comment below reveals the ACTUAL code: if(goingToCrashIntoEachOther) { dont(); } It's like telling your roommate "if you're going to eat my leftovers, don't." Revolutionary programming technique! Next up: solving world hunger with if(hungry) { eat(); } . Why didn't NASA think of this?!