The eternal struggle of PhDs everywhere! While we spent years mastering differential equations and quantum field theory, the universe apparently expected us to learn CPR too? *pushes glasses up nose* The classic academic bait-and-switch! "Doctor of Philosophy" suddenly becomes "please save this man's life" and there I am, frantically trying to remember if the Schrödinger equation would help restart a heart. Spoiler alert: it does not. The body count rises with each flight, yet we continue to proudly raise our hands. Why? Because we didn't spend 7 years being called "candidate" just to be addressed as "sir" on Delta flight 2583!
The Doctor Is In (But Not That Kind)

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