The Credible Hulk: Smashing With Citations

The classic "I'm an engineer" flex falls spectacularly flat when challenged! Our confident "engenieer" (spelling error included free of charge) gets called out to name 10 formulas and can only muster Newton's Second Law (F = ma). The crushing realization that knowing one formula doesn't make you Nikola Tesla is peak engineering student energy. Even funnier is her admission "that's on me, I set the bar too low" - because honestly, expecting an engineer to remember more than F=ma after finals week is apparently unreasonable.

The exhausted Squidward face perfectly captures the soul-crushing reality of engineering students during online school. Those bloodshot eyes aren't from partying—they're from staring at differential equations at 4 AM while the professor's mic cuts out every 30 seconds. Engineering students have evolved to function on 80% caffeine, 15% stress, and 5% actual knowledge. The transition from building actual bridges to desperately trying to screen-share MATLAB code that won't compile has broken them. Their rooms now resemble disaster zones with notebooks full of calculations that might as well be hieroglyphics at this point.

Finally! A math textbook that's completely honest about what you'll learn! 😂 This "Fake Analysis" textbook perfectly captures that moment when you're staring at incomprehensible mathematical proofs wondering if you're actually learning anything real. Math students everywhere are nodding vigorously right now. The irony is just *chef's kiss* - a legitimate academic publisher putting out a book that basically admits "yeah, this might all be nonsense." Perfect for those 2AM study sessions when you're questioning your life choices and wondering if epsilon can actually be arbitrarily small enough to make you understand limits!

The eternal struggle of math students everywhere! Batman Beyond (aka "Euler's Method") confidently shows up to solve differential equations, but our glowing skeleton villain is completely lost. "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?" is basically every student trying to remember which numerical approximation technique to use on their calculus exam. There are like 50 different Euler methods—explicit, implicit, modified, improved, backward... The professor might as well have said "use math" as a hint. The panic is real when you're staring at that blank exam paper trying to remember if it's the one with the tangent lines or the one with the fancy error terms!

The eternal chemistry lab divide! On the left: students who followed instructions and got boring clear solutions. On the right: the one rebel who accidentally created a rainbow chemical masterpiece through sheer incompetence. Chemistry professors secretly know the best discoveries come from mistakes—just ask the inventors of penicillin, microwave ovens, and sticky notes. That accidental precipitate might just win you a Nobel Prize... or set off the lab evacuation alarm. Either way, you're memorable!

The ultimate biology pop quiz at gunpoint! Nothing says "I respect your scientific credentials" like demanding you recite all 8.7 million species while staring down the barrel of a gun. Taxonomists have been working on this list for centuries, but sure, cough it up in the next 30 seconds! Pro tip: start with bacteria, they're only about 1 trillion species. Should be done by the heat death of the universe.