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Welcome to the Matrix of Academia! PhD students don't choose just one pill—they swallow BOTH the "low pay" AND "insane pressure" pills simultaneously! 🧪💊
It's like volunteering for a 5-year experiment where your brain expands while your bank account shrinks! Your reward? The privilege of explaining to relatives why you're still "in school" at age 30 while surviving on ramen and coffee that's been reheated so many times it's developing sentience.
The true superpower of PhD students isn't intelligence—it's the ability to function on 3 hours of sleep while simultaneously teaching undergrads, writing papers, and contemplating if that weird fungus growing in the lab fridge might be the next penicillin. SCIENCE!
