The ultimate planetary jealousy support group! Jupiter's over there flaunting its 79 moons like it's collecting Pokémon cards, while Mars is desperately trying to justify its measly 2-moon existence. Earth sits in the corner with major moon-envy, clutching its single natural satellite like "at least you're pretty!" Meanwhile, Venus is having an existential crisis because it doesn't have ANY moons to show off at the planetary family reunion. The solar system's version of sibling rivalry just hits different when you're measuring success in natural satellites!

The joke's on a cosmic scale here! Someone mistook the full moon for a solar eclipse, and the horizontal dark line across it is just... a power line or something in the foreground. In a real solar eclipse, the moon blocks the sun—not the other way around! It's like confusing your reflection for your twin. What makes this extra spicy is the flat earth connection—as if those who reject basic planetary science would also struggle with basic astronomy. If flat earthers saw this, they'd probably claim it's proof the moon is just a disk with a celestial sharpie line drawn across it. Next up in conspiracy theories: power lines are actually government mind control devices designed to make us believe in round planets!