LLM Psychosis Update: He Thinks He Has A Proof
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LLM Psychosis Update: He Thinks He Has A Proof
When you're so deep in mathematical obsession that you start marketing your unsolved millennium problem like it's the next Marvel movie franchise. Nothing says "I've lost touch with reality" quite like releasing a proof in episodic installments while monitoring prediction markets for reactions. The Navier-Stokes equations have claimed another victim! That abstract is what happens when you let ChatGPT write your mathematical papers after feeding it nothing but fluid dynamics textbooks and energy drinks. The real twist ending? The proof was inside us all along... or maybe just inside this guy's imagination.

The Motherfucker Asked Me If I Wanted To Cast A Fireball
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The Motherfucker Asked Me If I Wanted To Cast A Fireball
Ever tried explaining calculus to a 7-year-old? That's some dark wizard energy right there! The meme perfectly captures that magical feeling when you whip out complex equations and the kid looks at you like you're summoning demons from another dimension. "Is that a spell book?" they whisper in terror. Meanwhile, you're just standing there with your differential equations, feeling like Gandalf at the gates of Mordor. The kid wanted help with counting to 10, and you're over here conjuring mathematical nightmares that would make even Einstein sweat. Mathematical power - it's basically sorcery with better job prospects!

Canadian Kinematics
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Canadian Kinematics
Only in Canada would a physics problem involve a hockey puck colliding with a rubber octopus on ice! The problem is actually using conservation of momentum (puck momentum = combined momentum after collision), but I'm more concerned about why fans are throwing cephalopods during hockey games. Is this some bizarre Canadian ritual I missed? Next chapter: "A moose with mass 700kg collides with a maple syrup truck traveling at 25 m/s..."

Eight Minutes Of Blissful Ignorance
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Eight Minutes Of Blissful Ignorance
The existential comedy here is peak astrophysics humor! Light from the Sun takes approximately 8 minutes to reach Earth, so if the Sun suddenly disappeared or went supernova, we'd continue existing in blissful ignorance for those 8 minutes before the catastrophic effects hit us. These scientists just realized they miscalculated something major about the Sun's stability, but there's literally nothing they can do except... offer a cookie? The perfect representation of scientific fatalism - when you discover an extinction-level event and all that's left is gallows humor and snacks. At least they'll get to finish their coffee before the solar radiation hits!

Spin Up Or Spin Down
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Spin Up Or Spin Down
The existential crisis of quantum mechanics, served fresh daily. When an electron joins a new atom, it must choose between spin up (+1/2) or spin down (-1/2) states—a decision that would make even Schrödinger's cat sweat. Imagine moving to a new neighborhood and immediately being forced to pick which way your intrinsic angular momentum points for all eternity. No pressure. Just fundamental particle physics forcing you into binary choices while the universe watches.

Mathematical New Year's Greeting
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Mathematical New Year's Greeting
The nerdiest "Happy New Year" message ever just dropped! Someone turned 2026 into a mathematical equation using the countdown sequence. It's like they couldn't just text "HNY" like a normal person—they had to flex their PEMDAS muscles. The perfect way to tell your friends you're both festive AND insufferable. Bonus points for making everyone do mental math during party time!

The Arbitrary Cosmic Position Celebration
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The Arbitrary Cosmic Position Celebration
Physicists reading the newspaper on January 1st like... 👀 "So you're telling me everyone's losing their minds over the Earth reaching some completely arbitrary point in its elliptical orbit? The cosmic indifference is strong with this one!" The Tom-from-Tom-and-Jerry expression perfectly captures that mix of irritation and superiority when you realize calendars are just human constructs while the universe continues its business completely unbothered by our champagne and countdowns. Time is relative, but the physics eye-roll is universal!

The Epsilon Expansion Theory
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The Epsilon Expansion Theory
The mathematical trauma is real. First week: "Let's prove two functions are close by showing their distance is less than epsilon." One month later: "Oh, you thought epsilon was small? That's cute. Now it's floating somewhere in the stratosphere while you desperately try to remember what a metric space even is." Watching your mathematical innocence die is the true definition of convergence.

Not How Acceleration Works
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Not How Acceleration Works
The physics police would like a word with this headline! Reaching 700 km/h in two seconds is indeed impressive, but claiming Delhi to Mumbai (1,398 km) in 4 seconds? That's approximately 350 km/s or about 1/857th the speed of light! Even if this maglev train maintained its top speed without acceleration time, the journey would still take 2 hours. This headline confuses acceleration (reaching a speed) with maintaining that speed over distance. It's like saying "I can run 100 meters in 10 seconds, therefore I can run a marathon in 70 seconds." The laws of physics demand satisfaction... and possibly a correction notice.

When Geometry Conquers Geography
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When Geometry Conquers Geography
Behold! The rare geographical paradox where Euclidean geometry meets political boundaries! The meme shows France with a perfect square superimposed on it, with each corner touching the border. It's like France accidentally became a mathematical proof! Geography teachers everywhere are either crying or cackling. The title mentions Spain has a similar property, which makes sense - the Iberian Peninsula is practically begging to have shapes drawn on it. Next up in my lab: trying to find a pentagon that perfectly touches Norway's borders. My research assistants keep quitting for some reason...

The Organic Chemistry Betrayal
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The Organic Chemistry Betrayal
Oh, the sweet summer child who thinks organic chemistry is "a piece of cake." That moment when reality crashes harder than a failed column chromatography! Organic chem starts with friendly-looking carbon chains and ends with you drawing reaction mechanisms at 3 AM while questioning your life choices. The betrayal hits when you realize those "simple" hexagons actually represent a labyrinth of stereochemistry, nucleophilic substitutions, and synthesis pathways that make Game of Thrones plot twists look predictable. Trust me, the only thing organic about this experience is the pure, organic suffering.

Atmospheric Refraction In A Nutshell
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Atmospheric Refraction In A Nutshell
Ever notice how the sun appears before it's technically supposed to rise? That's atmospheric refraction playing tricks on us! Just like how this sprinter is WAY ahead of everyone else, light from the sun bends through our atmosphere and shows up about 2 minutes before the actual geometric sunrise. The atmosphere is basically nature's Instagram filter that makes the sun look like it's getting up early for work when it's actually still hitting snooze! Next time you're up for sunrise, remember you're seeing light that's bent around Earth's curve like it's trying to win a gold medal in the photon Olympics!