Einstein says intelligent people ignore, but try ignoring air resistance in your physics calculations and reality will smack you right in the face! The perfect blend of philosophical wisdom and scientific hubris. Every physics student knows that magical moment when they think "I'm so smart, I'll just ignore this pesky variable" only to watch their predictions crash spectacularly against experimental results. Nature doesn't care about your simplified models—she's got drag coefficients and she's not afraid to use them!

The scientific hierarchy of magnetism explained through pool trauma! At the surface, we've got "permanent magnets" - those refrigerator decorations that somehow fascinate the public despite being basic physics. Then there's the "public's amazement" at force fields, which is basically anyone who's ever said "whoa, cool" while playing with magnets without understanding a damn thing about them. Meanwhile, the physics major drowning in electrostatics equations is desperately trying to explain that magnets aren't magic - they're just manifestations of relativistic electrodynamics. But nobody listens. And then there's gravity... sitting at the bottom like the forgotten skeleton of physics. The fundamental force we still can't fully reconcile with quantum mechanics, silently judging our pathetic attempts to understand the universe while it holds together literally everything.