The ultimate quantum physics party foul! This stick figure doesn't realize they've just committed the cardinal sin of quantum mechanics - trying to "just look" at light. Sorry buddy, but in the quantum world, observation equals participation! The moment you peek at a photon, you've already changed its behavior thanks to the observer effect. It's like telling your date "I'm just looking, not touching" while simultaneously poking them with a stick. No wonder light is responding with "Are you serious?" The wave function has collapsed, and so has any chance of a second quantum date.