Don't Stop Me Now, I'm 98.6 Degrees Fahrenheit

The perfect mathematical dad joke doesn't exi— Oh wait, here it is! This meme brilliantly plays on the fact that L'Hôpital's Rule (a calculus method for evaluating limits) wasn't actually discovered by Guillaume de l'Hôpital but by Johann Bernoulli. L'Hôpital essentially paid Bernoulli for his mathematical discoveries and published them under his own name. The gray character's initial smug "of course" followed by angry disappointment when corrected is peak mathematical justice. Historians of mathematics have been making this exact face since 1696.

The fastest way to make a chemist say "no" is to ask them literally anything after they tell you their profession. We've mastered the art of preemptive rejection before you even finish your sentence about fixing your pool pH, making meth, or explaining why your shampoo burns your eyes. That blank third panel? That's the chemist internally calculating how many periodic table elements they can recite before you finish your question. The transformation from friendly yellow blob to irritated yellow blob is basically what happens when you go from discussing molecular orbital theory to "Hey, can you help me remove this stain?"

Hold up, we're having an existential crisis in the lecture hall! The cosmic irony that biologists—who are literally organized collections of cells themselves—spend their entire careers studying other cell collections is just *chef's kiss*. It's like cells becoming self-aware enough to get PhDs about other cells! Next up: neurons writing research papers about how neurons work. The cellular inception is complete!

Just another day in the lab watching internet commenters solve problems that have stumped researchers for decades. The number of Nobel Prizes awarded to random people in comment sections remains stubbornly at zero. Shocking, I know. Peer review: that tedious process where actual experts verify your work instead of just hitting "post" after a 30-second Google search. Revolutionary discoveries typically require more than caps lock and a YouTube degree.

The ultimate math pickup line doesn't exi— Pythagoras here is taking his triangle obsession to the next level! The man who gave us a² + b² = c² apparently had a geometric love language. Vector resolution might seem boring to some, but when you're the founder of a mathematical cult that worshipped numbers and banned beans (yes, that actually happened), triangles become your entire personality. This meme brilliantly combines the modern "everything is X when you love X" format with ancient Greek mathematics. Pythagoras is basically the original geometry influencer, holding that triangle like it's the hottest NFT of 570 BCE.

The mythical researcher "Et al." strikes again! For non-scientists wondering why this is hilarious - "et al." is Latin for "and others" and appears on practically EVERY scientific paper with multiple authors. "Smith et al. (2023)" is basically science-speak for "Smith and the gang." This ancient being has apparently published in EVERY field since the dawn of academic time! No wonder they look so weathered - they've co-authored millions of papers while smoking contemplatively! The ultimate academic immortal!