Ohm Sweet Ohm: Electrical Meditation

That moment when a student accidentally asks a question that would require explaining general relativity, spacetime curvature, and the dual wave-particle nature of light all in one go. The teacher's face says it all—pure existential panic. The truth is, light doesn't have rest mass but it DOES have energy, and according to Einstein's famous E=mc², energy and mass are equivalent. Black holes don't technically "attract" light—they warp spacetime so severely that light's path bends toward them. But try explaining that to 16-year-olds who still think the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell is the pinnacle of scientific knowledge. No wonder the teacher looks like they're contemplating a career change to literally anything else.

When your password security meets fundamental physics! Gravitational force might hold planets together, but it's hilariously rated as "weak" by password standards. Meanwhile, electromagnetic force gets the full green bar treatment with "strong" status. The cosmic irony is that gravity, despite being the weakest of the four fundamental forces, is what keeps us from floating into space. Your IT department and the universe clearly have different priorities!

Calculus students collectively experiencing trauma as someone proposes we start writing second derivatives as "d over d of d over dx." Just what we needed—another way to confuse ourselves at 2AM before the final. Next up: writing integrals as "reverse d over dx but make it spicy." This is why mathematicians aren't allowed to name their own children.

Engineers building a bridge with "g = 10 m/s² and π = 3" is like cooking with "eh, that looks like enough salt." The image shows two bridge sections that don't align because someone took mathematical shortcuts. Real gravity is 9.8 m/s² and π is 3.14159... but who has time for those pesky decimals? This is why we can't have nice infrastructure! Next time your GPS says "turn right in 3.14159 miles," just round it to 3 and enjoy swimming to your destination.

Behold, the eternal divide between mathematicians and physicists! While mathematicians drown you in partial derivatives and vector-valued functions that would make your grandmother weep, physicists just point at some apples and say "swirly things go swoosh." And yet somehow, both got A's in their classes. This is why physicists can explain quantum mechanics to their dates while mathematicians are still trying to define what a "date" is using set theory. The irony? They're both technically correct—one is just more likely to be invited back to parties.

The eternal physics student cycle in four panels! First, they're screaming about spin 1/2 particles while their friend sits confused. Then comes the rage phase—hurling textbooks and cursing the universe's fundamental laws. By panel three, they're literally combusting with frustration. But the final panel reveals the truth every physics major knows: despite the suffering, there's this weird Stockholm syndrome relationship with quantum mechanics and differential equations. The blue friend's expression says it all—"I've watched this meltdown 37 times this semester." This is basically what happens when your brain decides to fall in love with a subject that routinely violates your intuition about how reality should work!