Kirchhoff Was Wildin'

Every biochem and physics student knows that pain. Top image shows the Krebs cycle (aka citric acid cycle) with its maddening array of enzymes and intermediates that powers cellular respiration. Bottom shows the Carnot cycle, that thermodynamic nightmare with isothermal and adiabatic processes that engineering students memorize while crying into their coffee. The monkey's expression perfectly captures that moment when your professor says "this will definitely be on the exam" and your brain just shuts down. The "neuron activation" part is the brief moment of clarity before realizing you still don't understand either cycle. Fun fact: The Krebs cycle produces just 2 ATP molecules directly but sets up the electron transport chain to make about 34 more. That's efficiency that would make even a thermodynamics professor proud!

The ultimate scientific whodunit! This genius-level Among Us game features the greatest minds in physics history. But which brilliant physicist is secretly plotting to sabotage the laws of the universe? My money's on Oppenheimer - that intense stare screams "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" energy. Or maybe it's Feynman with his mischievous grin? He's definitely venting through quantum tunnels! Meanwhile, Einstein's just trolling everyone with that tongue-out selfie. The real twist? Schrödinger is simultaneously the impostor AND not the impostor until someone calls an emergency meeting!

That photon is literally traveling at the speed of light with zero chill and zero mass. Imagine being so lightweight yet still managing to be the foundation of all electromagnetic radiation. Next time your friend acts important despite contributing nothing, just point at this meme. In physics, we call that "existing at the quantum level but flexing like you're macroscopic." Classic massless particle syndrome.

The perfect illustration of particle physics apathy! While the electron is absolutely losing its mind in an electric field (quite literally being thrown around like a cosmic rag doll), the neutron just stands there with that smug "not my problem" energy. Why? Because neutrons have zero electric charge, making them completely immune to electric fields. Meanwhile, electrons with their negative charge are like that friend who can't handle their coffee - bouncing off the walls at the slightest electromagnetic provocation. Next time someone tries to drag you into their drama, just channel your inner neutron. Charge-neutral and unbothered.

Behold! The sacred directional hieroglyphs of vector notation! Each arrow points in the exact direction of mathematical truth! [1,0] points right, [0,1] points up, [-1,0] points left... it's like a compass for the mathematically obsessed! That last vector [100,0] with its MASSIVE arrow is clearly compensating for something! And don't get me started on that cross-product [0,0,1] pointing straight at your eyeball like it's trying to poke your brain with KNOWLEDGE! Physics professors everywhere are cackling with glee at the thought of deducting points for arrows pointing in physically impossible directions. "Your vector is correct but your arrow is 2° off... MINUS 50 POINTS!"

Flexing about launching a photon at 100% the speed of light is like bragging you got water wet. Photons literally cannot travel at any other speed in vacuum! Even Einstein's mind-bending relativity confirms this cosmic speed limit is non-negotiable. The photon doesn't have a choice - it's born at light speed and lives its entire massless existence at that exact velocity. It's the particle physics equivalent of bragging you breathe oxygen. Congratulations on your "achievement" that literally every light source in the universe has been casually doing since the Big Bang.