Physics just standing there like "Yeah, good luck with that paradox." The classic unstoppable force meets immovable object thought experiment has been breaking brains since ancient Greece! When these two theoretical absolutes meet, something's gotta give—either the force isn't truly unstoppable or the object isn't truly immovable. The laws of physics just watching from the sidelines knowing full well this romantic encounter creates a logical impossibility that violates conservation of energy. Meanwhile, Wolverine's just there representing the cold, hard reality of physical laws that don't care about your feelings or philosophical conundrums. Newton's Third Law is screaming in the background!