Worship Memes

This is basically math church, and the triangle inequality is the gospel. The inequality |a + b| ≤ |a| + |b| is one of those fundamental truths that shows up everywhere—from vector spaces to metric spaces to functional analysis. It's the mathematical equivalent of "the shortest distance between two points is a straight line," but for absolute values. When you add two numbers and take the absolute value, you can't get something bigger than if you'd just taken their absolute values separately and added those. It's so elegant, so universal, so... worthy of praise. The preacher format captures that moment when you realize some mathematical truth is so beautiful and fundamental that you want to testify about it. Can I get a QED?