World peace Memes

Just your typical mathematician trying to solve geopolitical conflicts with abstract set theory! The Banach-Tarski paradox suggests you can theoretically cut a sphere into pieces and reassemble them into two identical copies. Clearly, creating duplicate Earths is the logical next step for international diplomacy! Because nothing says "peace in the Middle East" like handing duplicate planets to two countries that weren't even involved in the conflict. The perfect solution doesn't exi— wait, it mathematically does! Too bad the theorem requires non-measurable sets that can't physically exist, but hey, minor detail when world peace is at stake!