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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Weight-gain Memes

Posts tagged with Weight-gain

Heavy Water, Lightweight Logic

Chemistry Physics Science
1 year ago 39.8K views 0 shares
Heavy Water, Lightweight Logic
The molecular confusion is real! D₂O (heavy water) contains deuterium instead of regular hydrogen, making it about 10% heavier than normal water. But drinking it won't make you gain weight any more than regular water would - that's not how mass transfer works! The confusion between chemical properties and nutritional impact is peak scientific misunderstanding. Heavy water is actually mildly toxic in large amounts, so this weight gain plan would backfire spectacularly. Chemistry doesn't care about your fitness goals!

Visceral Fat Has Entered The Chat

Biology Science Physics
1 year ago 38.8K views 0 shares
Visceral Fat Has Entered The Chat
Homer Simpson laying down the scientific LAW! 🔥 That friend claiming their "fast metabolism" is why they stay thin while inhaling pizza is about to get schooled in basic biology. No magical metabolic fairy here, folks! The laws of thermodynamics don't take vacation days - calories in, calories out. Your body isn't exempt from physics just because you "feel full" after one slice. The visceral fat is just waiting in the wings, ready for its debut performance when that metabolism inevitably slows down. Energy cannot be created or destroyed, only converted into that muffin top you're denying!

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My mini PC costs $3 a month. The VPS math for 2026

Two months of smart-plug data from my home mini PC: 22 kWh and CA$3.08 in August, priced against DigitalOcean, Hetzner and Oracle's free tier ... Read article →

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