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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Watering can Memes

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How Many Holes? The Topologist's Gardening Dilemma

Math Science
1 year ago 19.1K views 0 shares
How Many Holes? The Topologist's Gardening Dilemma
The eternal mathematical debate that keeps topologists awake at night! Is a watering can a 1-hole or 2-hole object? The handle creates one hole, but what about the spout? Does it connect to the main chamber making it all one hole? Or is the spout a separate hole entirely? *twirls chalk maniacally* This is why mathematicians can't garden—they spend hours debating the topology instead of watering the plants! Meanwhile, the plants have died of thirst while we're still counting holes. Genus calculations have never been so... moist! 💦

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