Logo
Plate Tectonics: Older than humans, still moving continents.
  • Home
  • Hot
  • Random
  • Search

Browse

  • Academia Academia
  • Ai Ai
  • Astronomy Astronomy
  • Biology Biology
  • Chemistry Chemistry
  • Climate Climate
  • Conspiracy Conspiracy
  • Earth-science Earth-science
  • Engineering Engineering
  • Evolution Evolution
  • Geology Geology
  • All Categories

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Watering can Memes

Posts tagged with Watering can

How Many Holes? The Topologist's Gardening Dilemma

Math Science
1 year ago 21.1K views 0 shares
How Many Holes? The Topologist's Gardening Dilemma
The eternal mathematical debate that keeps topologists awake at night! Is a watering can a 1-hole or 2-hole object? The handle creates one hole, but what about the spout? Does it connect to the main chamber making it all one hole? Or is the spout a separate hole entirely? *twirls chalk maniacally* This is why mathematicians can't garden—they spend hours debating the topology instead of watering the plants! Meanwhile, the plants have died of thirst while we're still counting holes. Genus calculations have never been so... moist! 💦

Spotlight

Run Gemma 4 on a mini PC, no GPU required

Gemma 4 26B-A4B runs at usable speeds on CPU-only mini PCs. The RAM math, real community benchmarks, and which mini PC tier fits each model size. Read article →

Ad LG 34" Curved UltraWide

So wide your spreadsheets need a passport
LG 34-inch curved ultrawide gaming monitor
Your purchase contributes to our 'Why Is The Experiment Failing Only On Mondays' research initiative. 🔬