Void Memes

This perfectly captures black hole physics through the universal language of cats being absolute voids. The black cat nestled in blankets becomes a gravitational singularity, with the event horizon marking the point of no return where even light (and apparently bedsheets) can't escape. The title "Do Not The Singularity" references that classic internet meme format "Please do not the cat," but here it's a legitimate warning. Just like you shouldn't mess with a black hole's singularity (the infinitely dense point at its center), you probably shouldn't disturb a cat that's achieved peak coziness in blanket form. Both will warp spacetime around them—one through extreme gravity, the other through sheer stubbornness. The blankets being pulled toward the cat's gravitational field is scientifically accurate too. Once matter crosses that event horizon, it's getting spaghettified and absorbed. Those sheets aren't coming back. Neither is your hand if you try to pet the void.