Velociraptor Memes

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The Physics Of Prehistoric Predators
Physics Biology Evolution
21 days ago 7.9K views 0 shares
The Physics Of Prehistoric Predators
The perfect fusion of paleontology and physics! This equation brilliantly breaks down "velociraptor" into its scientific components: distance over time. In physics, velocity equals distance divided by time, and this meme cleverly substitutes "raptor" for each variable. Whoever created this clearly has their degree in Jurassic mathematics. Next time you're being chased by a prehistoric predator, remember - it's not just a dinosaur, it's a fundamental physics equation with teeth!

Science Finds A Way
Physics Science
1 month ago 4.8K views 0 shares
Science Finds A Way
Whoever created this is a certified genius ! The formula takes the classic physics equation for velocity (distance/time) and gives it the ultimate prehistoric makeover. Velociraptor = Distanceraptor/Timeraptor is technically correct AND punny. It's like the equation escaped from a parallel universe where dinosaurs teach high school physics and all scientific units are measured in extinct predators. I bet this is exactly how Jeff Goldblum would explain kinematics if he were your physics teacher.

Faster Than Light Radio Problems
Physics Science
3 months ago 6.5K views 0 shares
Faster Than Light Radio Problems
The philosophical velociraptor strikes again with a brain-melter! If you somehow broke physics and traveled faster than light (299,792,458 m/s), would your radio play backwards? It's actually a clever nod to the Doppler effect—where wave frequencies shift depending on relative motion—taken to a ridiculous extreme. But at superluminal speeds, causality breaks down completely and you'd have bigger problems than your playlist... like becoming infinite mass or possibly traveling backward in time! Einstein's spinning in his grave (or is he spinning before he died?)

Dire Wolf Revived? Hold My CRISPR
Biology Evolution Science Research
3 months ago 9.4K views 0 shares
Dire Wolf Revived? Hold My CRISPR
Scientists: "De-extinction is a complex process requiring pristine ancient DNA, advanced cloning techniques, and suitable surrogate species." BigGen Biosciences: "We slapped a dinosaur costume on a chicken and called it revolutionary science!" The meme perfectly skewers the gap between actual genetic resurrection (which is incredibly difficult) and corporate hype. Real de-extinction efforts like the Woolly Mammoth revival project have spent years just sequencing genomes, while this "breakthrough" apparently involved a breakfast burrito wrapper and a "vibe-based algorithm." The chicken-raptor hybrid is the chef's kiss of genetic absurdity!