Vanity Memes

The periodic table's most flamboyant member has entered the chat! While other elements are busy bragging about their practical contributions to society, gold is over here channeling its inner Mr. Krabs with nothing but "I'm so shiny!" Pure gold is actually one of the least reactive metals and has relatively poor conductivity compared to copper, but who needs functionality when you've got style ? This is basically every group project where three members list their actual contributions while the fourth just shows up looking fabulous. Gold's been riding that "precious metal" reputation for thousands of years without having to prove much else!