U235 Memes

Nuclear escalation at its finest! Two women fighting over a stolen atom leads to King Solomon-style judgment: "Split it in half." Unfortunately, with U-235 (the uranium isotope used in nuclear weapons), splitting atoms triggers nuclear fission, releasing massive energy and creating that iconic mushroom cloud. Talk about taking "splitting the difference" way too literally! Next time someone suggests dividing an atom to resolve a dispute, maybe consider therapy instead of thermonuclear detonation.