Turing machine Memes

Mathematical debates that no one asked for, visualized as an IQ bell curve. The average folks (center) correctly understand that f(x)=3 is a constant function, not the number 3. Meanwhile, the left side of the curve thinks "3 is a function" with childlike simplicity. But then there's the computational theorist in the hood on the right, invoking Turing machines and canonicalization orders with unnecessary complexity. This is what happens when mathematicians have too much coffee and not enough social interaction.