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I'm On The Geodesic To Hell!

I'm On The Geodesic To Hell!
Einstein just rolled over in his grave! This is what happens when you tell a physicist that gravity isn't real. In general relativity, gravity isn't actually a force—it's the curvature of spacetime! Objects follow geodesics (the shortest path between points on a curved surface) and what we experience as "falling" is just following these natural paths. The character's shocked face perfectly captures that moment when someone drops this mind-bending truth bomb on you during a physics exam. Next thing you know, you'll be telling me that time isn't constant either!

How To Cook Up Chemical Chaos

How To Cook Up Chemical Chaos
This "recipe" is basically a step-by-step guide to creating dioxygen difluoride (O₂F₂), one of the most terrifying substances in chemistry! This compound is so reactive it can make even ice burst into flames. 🔥 The troll face character is gleefully walking us through synthesizing this nightmare chemical that chemists have nicknamed "FOOF" (from its formula). It's basically Satan's kitchen experiment - a compound so unstable and violently reactive that it's practically begging to explode and set everything on fire. The bonus step? Creating hydrogen fluoride gas - which is just adding insult to injury since HF is incredibly corrosive and toxic. This isn't cooking, it's chemical warfare in your kitchen!

The Fish-Powered Bank Heist: Chemistry Gone Wild

The Fish-Powered Bank Heist: Chemistry Gone Wild
The ultimate DIY guide to creating hydrogen gas that would make your chemistry teacher simultaneously proud and terrified! This meme takes us through a hilariously flawed "scientific method" where a fish supposedly extracts oxygen from water (H₂O), leaving behind pure hydrogen (H₂)... which is then used to blow up a bank? 💥 The chemistry here is gloriously wrong - fish don't separate water molecules, they just extract dissolved oxygen gas from water. But who needs scientific accuracy when you're creating the world's most questionable get-rich-quick scheme? From pet store to bank heist in six easy steps! Science criminals, take note: this is NOT how hydrogen production works!