Toxic elements Memes

Someone clearly skipped the lab safety lecture! The periodic table of chocolate would start with delicious oxygen and iron (relatively harmless), but quickly devolve into a horror show of heavy metals. Lead? Mercury? Thallium?! By the time you reach plutonium, you're not getting a sugar rush – you're getting a one-way ticket to the emergency room with a side of radiation poisoning. Chemistry professors everywhere are simultaneously horrified and impressed by this creative way to teach toxicology. Remember kids, there's a reason we keep the elements behind glass cabinets and not in the candy aisle!

Someone clearly skipped the "don't eat your experiments" day in chemistry class! This meme shows a chocolate periodic table with a horrifying progression of what happens when you consume various elements. Oxygen and iron? No problem, they're actually essential nutrients. But bite into that lead, mercury, or thallium square and you're heading straight to the emergency room with a side of neurological damage. By the time you reach plutonium and californium, you're basically a walking radiation hazard. Sweet tooth meets tooth decay... and organ failure... and death. The perfect dessert for that enemy you've been meaning to eliminate!