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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Time paradox Memes

Posts tagged with Time paradox

And The Son Is Twice Older Than The Father

Math
1 month ago 24.4K views 0 shares
And The Son Is Twice Older Than The Father
Nothing breaks reality quite like those ridiculous word problems where mathematical errors lead to chronological impossibilities. You know you've entered the twilight zone of mathematics when your calculations suggest the son is older than the father. Next thing you'll discover is that the train leaving Boston at 60mph somehow arrived before it departed and the farmer's chickens laid negative eggs. It's that moment when you realize you didn't just fail the problem—you've created a tear in the space-time continuum. Double-check your work, people, or risk getting reported to the Department of Temporal Investigations!

Really Named Him After A Number

Math Scientists Science
5 months ago 22.8K views 0 shares
Really Named Him After A Number
The joke here is absolutely brilliant! Euler's parents supposedly named him after "e" (approximately 2.71828), but that's mathematically impossible since Euler was born in 1707, and he's actually the one who discovered the constant "e" later in his career! It's like naming your kid after a number that doesn't exist yet. Time-traveling parents with mathematical foresight? Now that's some next-level parental planning! Mathematical historians are quietly having a breakdown in the corner.

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