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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Time machine Memes

Posts tagged with Time machine

When Knowledge Ruins Time Travel Dreams

Physics Science Universe
1 year ago 24.0K views 0 shares
When Knowledge Ruins Time Travel Dreams
The perfect encapsulation of what happens after watching a Veritasium video on quantum mechanics or time paradoxes! While idealists dream of using time machines for heroic historical interventions, anyone who's actually absorbed Derek Muller's mind-bending explanations knows the truth: mess with time, and you'll probably collapse reality itself. The bottom panel perfectly captures that post-Veritasium existential crisis where you're suddenly aware of quantum uncertainty principles, the grandfather paradox, and how the universe might be a simulation. The desperate "DON'T. LOOK. INTO. IT." is basically the scientific equivalent of "what has been seen cannot be unseen."

Quantum Breakfast Theory

Physics Science
1 year ago 23.4K views 0 shares
Quantum Breakfast Theory
Ever been trapped in a conversation about quantum superposition while your brain is just screaming "PANCAKES"? That's the vibe here! While friends are debating Schrödinger's equations, this magnificent genius is contemplating the real quantum leap: how sleep teleports you directly to breakfast time. The frog-pancake philosopher has discovered what Einstein missed—time isn't relative, it's delicious! And honestly, who needs to understand wave-particle duality when you can understand the perfect syrup-to-pancake ratio instead?

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Oracle Cloud free tier 2026: 4 OCPU/24GB cut to 2 OCPU/12GB

Oracle quietly halved its Always Free Ampere A1 tier to 2 OCPU and 12GB RAM. What changed, whether you'll be billed, and how to resize your in... Read article →

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