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My Tellurium Will Outlive The Stars

Chemistry Physics Science

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My Tellurium Will Outlive The Stars

The immortal element joke we didn't know we needed! This meme brilliantly plays with the mind-boggling half-life of Tellurium-128, which at 2.2×10 24 years is 160 trillion times longer than the universe has existed. Checking on your Te-128 sample after a measly 10 million years would be like checking if your diamond ring degraded after 0.0000001 seconds. The dog's concerned side-eye perfectly captures the scientific anticlimax of discovering absolutely no detectable change. It's basically the element equivalent of "I'll be back before you even notice I'm gone" taken to cosmic extremes.

Half Life When Whole Life Walks In

Physics Chemistry Science

3 months ago 11.3K views 0 shares

Half Life When Whole Life Walks In

Just your typical radioactive decay enthusiast, waiting around for 180 septillion years to witness tellurium-128 transform into xenon. That's commitment to the scientific method that makes grad school seem brief by comparison. The half-life of Te-128 is so absurdly long (2.2×10 24 years) that you'd have better luck watching paint dry on every surface in the universe. Twice. What's even more ridiculous is that this transformation would happen regardless of whether our curious canine friend was watching or not. Quantum mechanics doesn't care about your observation schedule.