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The Dynamics During An Average Physics Master's Thesis Meeting

The Dynamics During An Average Physics Master's Thesis Meeting
The scientific hierarchy in its natural habitat. When your physics supervisor asks about your progress and you're desperately trying to remember if you've actually done anything since your last meeting three weeks ago. That moment when you realize your understanding of quantum field theory is inversely proportional to the number of questions they're about to ask. The smaller Spider-Man isn't just trembling—that's actually a visual representation of quantum uncertainty.

The Academic Sandwich Of Doom

The Academic Sandwich Of Doom
The first-year PhD student, dressed like they're ready for a beach party in Cancun rather than a lab meeting, stands trapped between two supervisors with opposing research directions. Left supervisor wants to study quantum effects in cheese, right supervisor insists on classical mechanics of yogurt. Meanwhile, the student's research proposal on "Effects of Netflix on Bacterial Growth" sits unread in their neon folder. The academic food chain in its natural habitat.

The Chemistry Lab Paradox

The Chemistry Lab Paradox
The eternal chemistry lab paradox! Working chemists know that a pristine fume hood means you're either brand new or not doing enough experiments. The real pros have that perfect layer of residue that says "I'm synthesizing compounds like a boss." Meanwhile, supervisors who haven't touched a pipette in years keep preaching cleanliness. Sure, safety matters, but let's be honest—if your hood isn't slightly chaotic, are you even sciencing properly?