Superpower Memes

The stereotype: wild-haired genius who revolutionizes science. The reality: neurodivergent folks who hyperfocus on quantum mechanics instead of small talk. Truth is, physics doesn't attract people who want to be Einstein—it attracts people who'd rather calculate the aerodynamic properties of a flying pig than make eye contact at parties. That stubborn, pattern-seeking brain that society calls "different" is precisely what makes someone stare at equations until the universe makes sense. Newton didn't discover gravity because he was socially well-adjusted; he discovered it because he couldn't stop thinking about falling apples while everyone else was busy having normal conversations.

Moving at the speed of light sounds awesome until you remember Einstein's party-pooping relativity! Physics enthusiasts know the horrifying truth - as you approach light speed, your mass becomes infinite, time stops, and you'd basically turn into a pancake of infinite energy. The colorful, happy cartoon guy represents blissful ignorance while the terrified black and white face shows the existential dread of someone who understands the laws of physics would make this "superpower" a one-way ticket to becoming a singularity. Careful what you wish for, superhero wannabes!