Student answer Memes

The brutal honesty of this answer is sending me! Normal human body temperature is about 37°C, but this question asks about 98.7°C—that's nearly boiling point! At that temperature, your proteins would be completely denatured faster than you can say "medium rare." The student's answer of "0 bpm" is technically correct in the most morbid way possible. No heartbeat because, well, you'd be a human soup! The perfect blend of dark humor and thermodynamic reality. Next question: calculate the velocity of your soul leaving your body at this temperature!