Stock market Memes

The mathematical deflection technique in its natural habitat! Math majors develop a special superpower: changing the subject to something vaguely numerical when cornered about career prospects. It's like watching a magician pull a stock market index out of thin air instead of explaining what they'll actually do with that fancy degree in non-Euclidean topology! The DOW becomes their escape hatch—a shiny numerical distraction that says "I understand numbers therefore I am employable" without actually answering the question. Pure mathematical genius!