Statistician Memes

Statisticians staring suspiciously at coin flips is the ultimate trust issues mood. While normies see a simple 50/50 chance, statisticians are mentally running chi-square tests and questioning if the universe itself is gaslighting them. "Random? Or are you hiding patterns from me, you sneaky little coin?" The eternal paranoia of someone who knows that true randomness is about as common as a useful peer review comment. Next time you flip a coin, remember there's a statistician somewhere twitching at the thought of your inadequate sample size.