Statistical literacy Memes

Ever tried explaining that a 1% chance doesn't mean "basically impossible" to someone who thinks the lottery is a sound retirement plan? The lone mathematician stands before the crowd of probability-challenged humans, uttering the phrase we've all silently screamed in our heads. The statistical irony is that there's a 100% chance they still won't get it after your explanation. I've spent more time explaining "low probability doesn't mean zero" than I've spent actually calculating probabilities. The struggle is statistically significant.