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The Elements Of Musical States

The Elements Of Musical States
The perfect Venn diagram doesn't exi— *record scratch* Behold the unholy trinity where chemistry meets geography meets music theory! The left circle contains chemical elements (like Hydrogen and Helium), the right has US states (Alaska, Arizona), and the bottom has solfège notes (Do, Re, Mi). The real magic happens in the overlaps. "La" works as both a chemical element (Lanthanum) AND a musical note. "Ti" is both Titanium AND a note. And "Mi" pulls triple duty as Michigan, a musical note, AND apparently exists in some periodic table from a parallel universe. This is what happens when your chemistry professor moonlights as a choir director in Michigan. Science harmony at its finest!

Pluto And The Missing State

Pluto And The Missing State
The ultimate astronomical mix-up! This person has brilliantly confused Pluto's demotion from planetary status with... the number of US states? The cosmic comedy here is that in 2006, the International Astronomical Union reclassified Pluto as a "dwarf planet," but that has absolutely nothing to do with America's 50 states. It's like saying we have fewer days in the week because Jupiter's red spot is shrinking. The scientific illiteracy is so magnificent it's practically its own celestial body!

One Nation, Mathematically Indivisible

One Nation, Mathematically Indivisible
Taking mathematical patriotism to a whole new level! The tweet brilliantly combines number theory with political geography. Currently, the US has 50 states, but adding Puerto Rico, DC, and Guam would make 53—a prime number that can't be divided by anything except itself and 1. Just like the pledge says: "one nation, indivisible." Get it? Because prime numbers are literally indivisible! This is what happens when math nerds try to solve political problems. Next up: rearranging states to form a perfect Fibonacci sequence for "more perfect union."