The perfect Venn diagram doesn't exi— *record scratch* Behold the unholy trinity where chemistry meets geography meets music theory! The left circle contains chemical elements (like Hydrogen and Helium), the right has US states (Alaska, Arizona), and the bottom has solfège notes (Do, Re, Mi). The real magic happens in the overlaps. "La" works as both a chemical element (Lanthanum) AND a musical note. "Ti" is both Titanium AND a note. And "Mi" pulls triple duty as Michigan, a musical note, AND apparently exists in some periodic table from a parallel universe. This is what happens when your chemistry professor moonlights as a choir director in Michigan. Science harmony at its finest!