Staphylococcus Memes

When he asks for dirty talk but gets a microbiology lesson instead! Staphylococcus aureus is basically the bacterial equivalent of that one friend who shows up uninvited and then refuses to leave. It colonizes your skin, causes infections ranging from pimples to life-threatening diseases, and is notoriously antibiotic-resistant. Nothing kills the mood faster than naming a bacteria that might literally kill you. His face in the last panel is every non-science person when their scientist partner gets overly technical during intimate moments. Science nerds: turning "talk dirty" into "talk about dirt and the microorganisms living in it" since forever.