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Moms Discover Agile Methodology

Tech Engineering

27 days ago 4.3K views 0 shares

Moms Discover Agile Methodology

Mom accidentally discovers the truth about those mysterious daily "stand-up" meetings in tech! What she thought was her kid practicing comedy routines is actually the sacred engineering ritual of daily scrum meetings! The ultimate collision between parent surveillance and modern work culture - where engineers aren't telling jokes, they're just explaining why that bug is still not fixed for the fifth day in a row. Next time you're in a stand-up, remember your mom thinks you're working on your tight five for Comedy Central!

When Math Jokes Go Extinct

Math Science

1 month ago 6.5K views 0 shares

When Math Jokes Go Extinct

The dinosaur comedian is bombing harder than the asteroid that wiped out his ancestors! This mathematical mishap hinges on a classic double negative joke. When something tests "negative twice" in math, it's actually positive (−1 × −1 = 1). But in COVID testing, negative just means... well, negative! Our scaly stand-up thought he was delivering mathematical brilliance, but his audience of prehistoric pals is clearly not impressed. The tearful final panel shows the brutal reality of comedy evolution—adapt your material or face extinction! 🦖🎤