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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Stand-up Memes

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The Prehistoric Pun That Bombed

Math
3 months ago 8.6K views 0 shares
The Prehistoric Pun That Bombed
The dinosaur comedian just delivered the ultimate math dad joke! The punchline works because "seconds" has two meanings - time units AND second helpings of food. So while we'd expect the calculation of 6 weeks × 7 days × 24 hours × 60 minutes × 60 seconds = 3,628,800 seconds, our prehistoric friend is actually talking about how many additional servings you might want in 6 weeks. The answer? Just 10 second helpings! His dino audience is clearly not amused by this numerical wordplay, leaving our T-Rex stand-up comic to cry tears of extinction-level rejection. Poor guy's humor is clearly from a different era.

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