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That Moment Mister Gibbs Decided That Chemistry Wasn't Hard Enough
Chemistry Academia Science
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That Moment Mister Gibbs Decided That Chemistry Wasn't Hard Enough
Just when you thought balancing chemical equations was bad enough, Gibbs free energy crashes the party with its "ΔG = ΔH - TΔS" formula! The confused orangutans perfectly capture that moment in thermodynamics class when your brain short-circuits trying to figure out if a reaction is spontaneous. Suddenly you're wondering if your life choices are spontaneous too. The "where ΔG=?" question haunts chemistry students' nightmares more effectively than any horror movie. Even the orangutans look like they're contemplating changing their major to interpretive dance.

The Spontaneity Differential Equation
Math Science
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The Spontaneity Differential Equation
When your friend says "be spontaneous" and your brain immediately defaults to the Black-Scholes equation for options pricing! That's not exactly the kind of spontaneity that gets you dates! 😂 For the math-curious nerds out there: this infamous partial differential equation revolutionized financial markets by creating a theoretical pricing model for stock options. It's basically the equation that Wall Street quants use instead of having normal conversations at parties. The recipient's "wtf" response is the universal reaction of anyone who's ever been math-bombed on a dating app. Pro tip: save the differential equations for the third date!

When Chemistry Fails At Chemistry
Chemistry Science
2 months ago 7.5K views 0 shares
When Chemistry Fails At Chemistry
Nothing says "spontaneous" like dropping thermodynamic equations in your DMs! Our poor scientist tried to impress his crush with "ΔG spontaneously . Clearly his date wasn't a chemistry major, hence the "wtf" response. The irony is delicious – using a scientific definition of spontaneity is possibly the least spontaneous thing imaginable. This is why scientists remain single long enough to finish their PhDs.

Not Unreactive, Just Thermodynamically Challenged
Chemistry Lab-life Science Academia Research
2 months ago 9.7K views 0 shares
Not Unreactive, Just Thermodynamically Challenged
Behold the escalating brilliance of chemist brain activation! Starting with the pathetic "compound is unreactive" (yawn), we progress through increasingly sophisticated excuses until—ZAP!—the final form: "positive Gibbs free energy"! It's the ultimate chemistry flex! Instead of admitting your reaction failed, just declare it "thermodynamically unfavorable" with scientific pizzazz! Nothing says "I'm a chemistry genius" like blaming the fundamental laws of the universe for your experimental flop. The more syllables in your excuse, the more lab coat credibility you gain!