Spatial Memes

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That's Right, It Goes In The Cube Hole

That's Right, It Goes In The Cube Hole
The mathematical equivalent of trying to force a square peg into a round hole, except it's a tesseract trying to fit into 3D space. That blue icosahedron is about to experience dimensional discrimination. Mathematicians spend years studying higher dimensions just to make jokes about shapes that can't even exist properly in our reality. Next time someone asks what you do with a math degree, just show them this and watch their brain fold in on itself like a Klein bottle.

The Inverse Square Law Of Engineering Credibility

The Inverse Square Law Of Engineering Credibility
The spatial relationship between you and your engineering degree is directly proportional to your competence. Stand close to a construction site? Engineer. View it from a distance? Congratulations, you're an "Engifar." The inverse square law of professional credibility in action. Next time your project fails spectacularly, just back up a few more feet and suddenly you're not responsible anymore!

The Only Joke I Cracked After Graduation

The Only Joke I Cracked After Graduation
The spatial pun is strong with this one! When engineers graduate, they don't just get smaller—they get proportionally smaller according to the inverse square law of dad jokes. "Engifar" is what happens when your degree suddenly puts you at a distance from normal human humor. The tiny hard hat remains regulation size though, because safety standards don't scale down with wordplay.