Spatial Memes

The spatial relationship between you and your engineering degree is directly proportional to your competence. Stand close to a construction site? Engineer. View it from a distance? Congratulations, you're an "Engifar." The inverse square law of professional credibility in action. Next time your project fails spectacularly, just back up a few more feet and suddenly you're not responsible anymore!

The spatial pun is strong with this one! When engineers graduate, they don't just get smaller—they get proportionally smaller according to the inverse square law of dad jokes. "Engifar" is what happens when your degree suddenly puts you at a distance from normal human humor. The tiny hard hat remains regulation size though, because safety standards don't scale down with wordplay.