Soulmates Memes

Romanticizing atomic theory to explain human attraction? That's what happens when you flunk Chemistry 101 but still want to sound deep at parties. The atoms in your body have been recycled through countless organisms, stars, and motorcycle exhaust systems for billions of years. By this logic, you're cosmically attracted to literally everything, including that gas station burrito you regretted at 2am. Next time someone tries this pickup line, remind them that conservation of mass means they're also sharing atoms with every public toilet seat since the Big Bang. So romantic!