Solvents Memes

The eternal lab struggle! Why bother refilling acetone bottles when you can just perform the sacred ritual of squeezing the wash bottle with increasing desperation? That last drop of acetone is hiding somewhere in there, and by the laws of chemistry and sheer stubbornness, it will come out eventually. The best part? That triumphant moment when a pathetic trickle finally emerges after 47 squeezes, just enough to barely wet your TLC plate. Chemistry grad students have been known to develop forearm muscles rivaling professional arm wrestlers from this technique alone.

The chemical personality test nobody asked for but every lab rat secretly wants! This is basically astrology for people who've inhaled too many fumes. If you're the Phosphoric Acid of your friend group (works hard, plays hard), you're probably overcompensating for your insecurity. Meanwhile, Water is the unsung hero getting zero respect despite literally making life possible—the scientific equivalent of "nice guys finish last." And if you identify with Bromine Pentafluoride, please seek therapy immediately. The real question is: which grad student created this instead of finishing their dissertation? At least they've accurately captured how we all view Dichloromethane in California—with the same enthusiasm as a surprise audit from the safety inspector.