Solar power Memes

Humans: spending billions trying to build fusion reactors that might work someday. Meanwhile, there's a 1.4-million-kilometer wide fusion reactor 150 million kilometers away, churning out 3.8 × 10^26 watts of power every second for the last 4.6 billion years. The irony is delicious. We're down here sweating over tokamaks and laser ignition while literally standing in the energy output of the most successful fusion experiment in our neighborhood. It's like dying of thirst while floating on a lake.

The Sun, burning at 15 million degrees Celsius, glancing at our puny solar farms like: "You built 10,000 mirrors just to capture what I casually toss out before breakfast?" That concentrated solar power plant is working overtime with its heliostats and central tower receiver, converting sunlight to electricity through thermal energy... meanwhile the Sun's been casually fusing hydrogen into helium for 4.6 billion years without a single performance review. Talk about renewable energy superiority complex!