Ski jumping Memes

The punchline here is pure elemental brilliance. "0 Mg" is the chemical formula way of saying "zero magnesium" - but read aloud, it's "ZERO M-G" or "ZERO G" - as in zero gravity! Those Finnish ski jumpers aren't just defying expectations, they're apparently defying fundamental physics. The title's "First Canada" nod is likely referencing the classic joke about Canada apologizing for gravity. It's what happens when physicists write headlines for sports scandals. Next week: Swedish swimmers caught manipulating hydrogen bonds.