Simplifications Memes

Every physics student knows the euphoria of seeing "assume ideal conditions" on an exam question. It's basically code for "we're ignoring all the messy real-world complications!" But when the professor hits you with "you cannot assume ideal conditions," that's when your soul leaves your body. Suddenly you're accounting for air resistance, friction, non-uniform density, and probably the butterfly effect in Madagascar. It's like going from "spherical cow in vacuum" paradise to "calculate the exact trajectory of this irregularly shaped cow falling through a hurricane" nightmare.

Theoretical physicists and their "simplifying assumptions" strike again! Nothing says "trust me, I did the math" like ignoring air resistance when designing actual aircraft. The pilot's face says it all—pure existential dread before takeoff. Turns out those "negligible factors" become pretty significant when you're plummeting toward Earth at terminal velocity! Physics homework vs. real-world engineering: the eternal battle between "assume a spherical cow" and "please don't let me die in this contraption."