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The Four Phases Of Academic Signature Entropy

Academia Scientists

1 month ago 15.7K views 0 shares

The Four Phases Of Academic Signature Entropy

The evolution of a scientist's signature over their career is the most accurate representation of academic entropy! First day: beautiful cursive with flourishes. Mid-career: still recognizable but getting wobbly. Late career: abstract scribble art. Final form: literally just a vertical line because who has time for loops when there are 47 papers to review? The conservation of energy applies to signatures too—minimum effort for maximum authentication!

Do They Have Their Own Font?

Medicine

6 months ago 8.5K views 0 shares

Do They Have Their Own Font?

Behold! The infamous doctor's signature—a mysterious squiggle that somehow translates to "take this medication" in pharmacist-speak! It's like doctors and pharmacists developed their own secret code during medical school. "Is it an EKG reading? A seismograph? Nope, just a prescription for amoxicillin!" The medical world's version of hieroglyphics that only the chosen ones (pharmacists) can decipher. Next time you see this cryptic scrawl, remember you're witnessing an ancient medical tradition: the art of making perfectly legible handwriting completely unreadable! Pharmacists deserve Nobel Prizes for their translation skills!