Sigma-aldrich Memes

Chemistry lab safety? Who needs it! This mock product from Sigma-Aldrich (the supplier every chemist knows too well) features "Daily Dimethylmercury Body Lotion" with the honest tagline "intensely damages neurons" and "clinically proven to destroy you." For the uninitiated, dimethylmercury is one of the most dangerous chemicals known to science. Just a few drops absorbed through the skin can cause irreversible neurological damage and death. The famous chemist Karen Wetterhahn died from accidental exposure despite wearing latex gloves (turns out it goes right through them). Nothing says "I love my lab mates" like sharing this deadly moisturizer with the whole team! Safety third, am I right?

When your PB&J sandwich costs more than your rent! Sigma-Aldrich really out here charging $1,830 for peanut butter because it's a "standard reference material." That's not lunch—that's a down payment on a car! Chemistry researchers nodding silently because they know the pain of seeing basic substances with scientific-grade markups that would make luxury brands blush. The struggle between wanting accurate results and not bankrupting the lab continues...

Ever wonder what would happen if your lab reagents decided to moonlight in the candy industry? Sigma-Aldrich, the company that supplies practically every chemical a scientist could dream of, is being spoofed with "chocolates" in a laboratory bottle. The "100% Edible" label is particularly hilarious because nothing in a real lab bottle should ever go anywhere near your mouth! That catalog number (CHC63686F636-100) looks suspiciously like something that would dissolve your insides faster than your undergrad's hopes of graduating with honors. Every scientist is having flashbacks to that safety training video where someone drinks from an unmarked container and promptly becomes a cautionary tale.