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New Shorthand Just Dropped

New Shorthand Just Dropped
For the mathematically challenged but efficiency-minded researcher, behold the ultimate Boolean operator compression! "andd" - saving precious keystrokes by combining "and" with "and only and." This is what happens when mathematicians optimize their coffee-to-typing ratio. Next up: replacing "if and only if" with just a wink emoji. Formal logic papers would be 50% shorter if we all embraced this notation. Your dissertation committee might have questions, but think of all the trees you'll save!

Elegant Chemical Shorthand

Elegant Chemical Shorthand
The sophisticated bear knows what's up! In the top panel, we see ethane (C₂H₆) with its full structural formula showing all carbon-hydrogen bonds like some kind of chemical peasant. But the bottom panel? Just a single line representing the C-C bond. That's the elegant shorthand notation chemists actually use - where carbon atoms are implied at the ends and hydrogens aren't even drawn. It's like going from writing out "electronic mail correspondence" to just saying "email." The fancy tuxedo Pooh perfectly captures that feeling when you level up from intro chem to organic chemistry and suddenly realize you can draw entire molecules in seconds instead of painstakingly adding every single hydrogen atom like some kind of first-year student.

Skeletal Structures Go Brrrr

Skeletal Structures Go Brrrr
Chemistry students evolving from drawing methane as a structural formula (boring), to writing CH₄ (efficient), to using MeH (galaxy brain), to just telepathically communicating the concept of methane (transcendent). The progression perfectly captures how chemists develop increasingly pretentious shorthand until they're just waving vaguely at molecular models during presentations. Meanwhile, organic chemistry professors still mark you wrong if you don't draw every single hydrogen atom.

The Ultimate Biochemistry Power Move

The Ultimate Biochemistry Power Move
The supreme satisfaction of converting complex amino acid structures into single letters is biochemistry's ultimate power move. While others chase money and status, biochem students are out here flexing their molecular literacy by writing "F" instead of "phenylalanine" and feeling like gods among mortals. Nothing says "I've mastered the protein language" quite like condensing a 15-letter behemoth into a single character without even checking your notes. The rush of correctly identifying valine from its branched side chain? Pure neurochemical ecstasy.