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Particle Physics Gone To The Dogs

Particle Physics Gone To The Dogs
Just your average day at CERN: giant dog playing god with subatomic particles. The Large Hadron Collider has really gone to the dogs. Those tiny Shiba toys are about to experience what billions of taxpayer dollars were spent to achieve - getting smashed together at near light speed while a fuzzy overlord watches. Physics has never been so adorably terrifying.

Gas Giant: Jupiter's Muscular Gravity But Fluffy Density

Gas Giant: Jupiter's Muscular Gravity But Fluffy Density
Behold the ultimate planetary glow-up! This buff Shiba Inu represents Jupiter's gravity (crushing everything in its path), while the regular doggo below is Jupiter's density (surprisingly low for its size). Jupiter's like that gym bro who looks intimidating but is actually full of gas. The planet has enough mass to bend spacetime but is so fluffy you couldn't even stand on it. Talk about a cosmic contradiction! If you tried to land there, you'd just keep sinking until the pressure crushed you. Relationship status: It's complicated.

Particle Collision: Shiba Edition

Particle Collision: Shiba Edition
The ultimate particle physics playdate! A giant Shiba Inu (labeled "CERN") is about to boop two tiny Shiba figurines (labeled "PARTICLE" and "PARTICLE"). This is basically what happens at the Large Hadron Collider—except instead of an adorable nose boop, particles smash together at near light speed with catastrophic energy. Who knew high-energy physics could be this cute? Scientists spend billions on particle accelerators when they could've just hired this good boy to make the Higgs boson all along!