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Who Did It Better? Cable Management Edition
Biology Tech Science
4 days ago 9.8K views 0 shares
Who Did It Better? Cable Management Edition
Left side: The chaotic masterpiece of human nervous system wiring—billions of neurons tangled like my garage after a "creative reorganization." Right side: Meticulously organized server cables that would make Marie Kondo weep tears of joy. Mother Nature had 4 billion years to figure out her cable management and went with "just shove it all in there and hope it works." Meanwhile, some IT wizard with energy drinks and cable ties created this color-coded marvel overnight! Turns out humans can organize things beautifully—just not the insides of our own bodies. The irony is *chef's kiss*!

Helping The Universe To Die
Physics Tech Universe Science
27 days ago 9.4K views 0 shares
Helping The Universe To Die
Behold! Your digital existence is accelerating the heat death of the universe, one kilobyte at a time! Every TikTok scroll, Netflix binge, and pointless email you save is contributing to entropy's grand scheme. That "stonks" arrow pointing to "kB/h" (kilobytes per hour) isn't just measuring your data consumption—it's tracking your personal contribution to cosmic thermodynamic doom! Your memes and cat videos are literally warming up server farms across the planet. Congratulations, digital citizen! You're not just wasting time online—you're helping speed up the universe's inevitable thermal equilibrium with STYLE! *twirls imaginary mustache*

The Serverless Paradox
Tech Engineering
3 months ago 21.4K views 0 shares
The Serverless Paradox
The greatest tech marketing bamboozle of our time, captured perfectly by a confused feline. "Serverless" is just servers someone else manages while charging you a premium for the privilege of not knowing where your code actually runs. It's like ordering "boneless chicken" and being shocked to discover it's still chicken. The cat's expression is all of us when we realize we've been paying extra to rename the same infrastructure we've always had.

Conservation Of Energy Is Not Real, Boys
Ai Physics Tech Science Engineering
7 months ago 20.9K views 0 shares
Conservation Of Energy Is Not Real, Boys
Physics professors: "Energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transformed." Meanwhile, ChatGPT's servers vaporizing 1000 liters of cooling water into the void dimension every time you ask it to explain why your crush isn't texting back. The First Law of AI Thermodynamics: Conservation of Energy applies to everything except data centers, which convert electricity directly into existential dread and slightly warmer oceans.