Self-deception Memes

The greatest lie in scientific history isn't cold fusion or perpetual motion—it's telling yourself you'll "wake up early to finish it." Your brain's prefrontal cortex, responsible for planning, is basically DRUNK with fatigue at night, making future-you seem like some magical productivity unicorn! Meanwhile, your circadian rhythm is cackling in the background because it KNOWS tomorrow-you will hit snooze 17 times. The sleep-deprived brain is essentially a delusional optimism machine, convincing you that 5AM-you will somehow have superhuman abilities that 11PM-you clearly lacks. Spoiler alert: Future-you is just as human and will absolutely hate past-you for this biological betrayal!